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Bosnia:
Bosnia was created a millenium ago by Serbia and Croatia so they could have regular fights and ethnic clensings without damaging their own lands. Turks were let in the game in 15th century.
Bosnia became such a popular location for solving disputes that many countries placed advanced bookings to bomb it in order to settle their differences. As a result of this continued bombardment, the indigenous population of Bosnia have evolved an immunity to death by violent means, and native Bosnians have been observed walking unharmed from air disasters, bombing attacks etc., whilst complaining about plaster in their hair and how the smell of gunpowder is so persistent.
Since 1992, Bosnia has been ruled and administrated by the superhuman cyborg Mecha-Ashdown. This 18-ton killing machine was originally designed and built by the SAS, and was first used to suppress the attempted takeover of Earth by the minions of Oprah in 1987. With Oprah's military capabilities severely reduced, the British government redeployed the Mecha-Ashdown in Bosnia to settle a dispute with France about whose turn it was to sweep the Channel Tunnel.
However, the Mecha-Ashdown was later reprogrammed by the physicist and techno-wizard Chesney Hawks, and has, since 1992, stood as the Overlord of Bosnia, preventing other countries from resolving their disputes there. This had great repercussions for Serbia and Croatia, who are now forced to drive to Greece to do their fighting instead.
Slovenia:
Slovenians decided that they don't wish to be part of the bombings, so in 1991 Slovenia became one of the smallest independent countries in the world for everyone else to point a finger at and laugh. The irony here is that no one knows exactly where to point the finger at. At one time Slovenia called Team America stupid, so Team America, believing that Slovenians are hiding Weapons of Mass Stupidity (WMS) such as Matjaž Hanžek and Janez Drnovšek, decided to nuke Slovenia, but then they got terribly confused because all they could find on the world map was Slovakia, thus Team America was forced to abandon their previous plans and invade Iraq instead.
